Funny Inspirational Quotes That will Inspire You — Minions Quotes


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(Last Updated On: September 7, 2019)

Don’t worry about getting older. You still get to do stupid things, only slower.

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I live in my own little world… but it’s ok, they know me here.

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I don’t like to think before I speak. I like to be just as surprised as everyone else about what comes out of my mouth.

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I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lay down and nap until that feeling passes.

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Having a rough day? Place your hand over your heart. Feel that? That’s called purpose. You’re alive for a reason. Don’t give up.

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Lazy is a very strong word. I like to call it “selective participation.

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Feeling so tired that I think I might have that Chinese disease called Dragon Ass.

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Isn’t it funny how red, white & blue represent freedom…. Until they’re flashing behind you.

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A smile is a sign of joy, a hug is a sign of love, a laugh is a sign of happiness and a friend like me… well… that’s a sign of good taste.

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My doctor asked if any members of my family suffered from insanity… I said nope, we all seem to enjoy it!!

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Sarcasm: The ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.

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I’m not fat, God gave me airbags cause I’m precious.

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I officially resign from adulthood. Decisions will be made using the eenie-meanie mini-moe method and arguments will be settled by sticking out my tongue. I’ll be at recess if you need me.

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Wouldn’t it be so great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 minutes and come out wrinkle-free… and three sizes smaller?

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There’s no better feeling than going to bed at night and not having to set an alarm for tomorrow morning.

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I’m not fat I’m fluffy!

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Love is… not having to hold your farts in any more.

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Some days I just don’t have enough middle fingers to go around!!!

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My kids’ faces when I ask them if they did their chores.

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How to win any argument

1. Be a woman

2. That’s it

3. You win

4. Congratulations

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Did you know “Diet” stands for: Did I eat that?

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Sometimes I wish I was an octopus. So I could slap eight people at once.

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If a woman speaks and no one is listening, her name is probably mom.

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Just because I’m awake doesn’t mean I am functioning at full capacity.

 

 


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